Riders who train double super-secret, so much that we didn’t see them all year: Pascale and Jim Burkhart.
Riders too nice to leave you for dead on a Tuesday night:
Bruce Pij and Dale Swartz.
Best Crash in a race (not including warmup): Cadillac George, award presented by Mike Matrka the winner of the best crash 2008 .
Best crash in a non-racing setting: Fred Parks
Best target to hit in a non-racing situation: Chairman Fred for hitting the only guy riding a fixie on a Thursday ride 
Cyclist whose bike makes more noise than their body: Marco Pantani
Cyclist who couldn't find the washing machine cuz it is in storage: Dave Ames
Rider most likely to chase down any AND ALL breakaways:
Dave ChambersRider voted as director for any ‘tour of the whine’ country: Amy McNeal.
Rider most likely NOT to upgrade again in 2010: Farmer John
Rider most likely to ride a bike wearing kevlar and a gun:
Bob Hatcher Best road racer that show up for just 1 race per year: (tie) Mike Rea and Jay Allred.
Riders most likely to need a nature break five minutes into a ride: Tom Will and Dan Tinderholt
Rider most likely to be mistaken for a sausage casing: (winner 2 years running):
Stuart Hunter cyclist who made the greatest leap forward towards new technology: Frank Seebode (who left steel bikes and 7-speed downtube shifting behind).
Cyclist most likely to show a little cheek: 
Gus Comstock
The fireman award to the cyclist(s) most aware of the fire up the road:
Tom Will & Scott-on-a-Scott
The Mario Andretti award for the cyclist who most unnecessarily pushes the pace: Scott-on-a-Scott
The 'Where's Waldo ' award 2009 goes to: Jeff 'Nacho' Jackson
Rider who didn’t get the memo about last years kit: 
Dave Bernon
Cyclist who is least likely to have the proper tool to fix a roadside mechanical: Butch (though he does get bonus points for helping the cute chick in distress on that one thursday ride out by Ostrander) 
The reason Tom Will had to retire from his teaching position
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